Noah Walter @Tyrannoahsaurus [Video Editor]

Halloween is a time full of scares and haunted houses. People just love to go to a scary movie or a haunted house.

Let’s talk about scary movies first. They are fake. They are predictable. They are stupid. Every single movie says it is based on a true story and the base could literally be there is a real family with those names. They can twist it any way they want and make it ten times more fake than the family already said it was. When watching a scary movie there is music. This music always starts when something is going to jump out or scare the viewer. Sorry, just ruined every single scary movie ever.

Now haunted houses. When going to a haunted house be prepared for a 3 hour long wait for the enjoyment of 30-45 minutes. Also most of the haunted houses don’t scare the average human being, they just target the small squirrely girl with a high pitched scream. Haunted houses cost quite a bit of money so spending all that money for one person and or a significant other can get pretty expensive. Haunted houses cost up to 30 bucks a ticket. Why not just take the significant other to a nice date at his or her favorite restaurant? This will be just as long, just as enjoyable, and a lot less expensive than a date in the clown house.

So basically, Halloween time is when people pay to get “scared”, and sit down to enjoy fake stories. Happy Halloween.