By: Haley Shaffer [Co-Executive newspaper editor] @shafferdaffer

Why is it such a big deal for people to poop in public? For those who think it’s just girls who feel this way, think again. What is the big hairy deal?! Why can’t the world just come together and be like “hey guys, we all poop, so let’s just accept each other for that and move on?” But no, instead everyone has  to act like pooping is as gross as picking a nose or eating food off the ground of a New York subway station. Pooping is perfectly natural. It’s simple really. Humans all need food to live and to enjoy, and food has to exit the body somehow and unless upchucking everyday sounds pleasant, pooping is the only solution. And guys who are in denial that girls don’t poop, guess what, they do. Yup that’s right. Megan Fox, she poops. Kate Upton, yeah, she takes dumps. Even Selena Gomez drops a deuce from time to time.

So why is everybody such freaks about pooping? Poop doesn’t have to be a topic at family gatherings and people don’t have to go off writing papers about poop, but if some girl is sitting in math class and has to poop, she shouldn’t have to be clenching her butt cheeks together to try and resist the urge that is naturally coming out of her. She should be able to prance her little poop filled butt straight down to the restroom and let out her bodily function without having to ask someone to go with her to turn on the hand dryer and act like they’re washing their hands. Let’s all just build a bridge full of plungers and get over this poop filled river as a team.